February 2011
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I HATE CURSIVE AND I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!
– Billy Madison
pretty sure i'm just NOT gonna go to sleep...
she says to herself as she continues to sip on her mountain dew baja blast
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i just woke up from my nap a half an hour ago. and i tried to just stay in bed and sleep through the night but it wasn’t happening. ughhhhhhhh. also (TMI warning stop reading now if you want to) my period came a whole week early. A WHOLE WEEK! Do not want!
At least i can do my homework or something.
white girl problems.
My horoscope is telling me to "quit coffee"
HAHA no.
can we talk for a second about how i JUST realized...
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America, you truly fucking disgust me. →
lisainthefield:
I can’t even fucking believe this.
FORCIBLE RAPE VS RAPE?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
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Well actually I’m a huge crack dealer now but I still keep this job...
– Men in Black
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i’m hungry and have no money or food in my house except for the stuff that i have to take into work tomorrow/is technically for the church and it is so tempting to just eat it. like REALLY tempting. if someone brought be a chicken quesadilla from taco bell right now i’d be their best friend.
white girl problems.
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well, once again i've put things off till the very...
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i love it when you come downstairs in the morning...
like, who are you and where did you come from?
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Dear Bravo TV Network:
Dear Bravo,
I admit I am a big fan of your programming, from the excellent shows like Top Chef and (formerly) Project Runway to the absolute trashy such as The Real Housewives series. I even occasionally watch Inside the Actor’s Studio if there’s a particularly good guest (Jim Carrey comes to mind). However, I am currently watching this new show/special called Love Calling with Donny...
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i’m crying from laughing at this episode of family guy with surfin bird. haven’t you heard? the bird is the word!
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CVS has this Epsom lotion. And i am OBSESSED.
I only got it today and used it after modern class. Holy shit. Muscles already feeling so much better. It’s not smelly or greasy and its basically like taking an epsom salt bath only way better and more convenient.
I’m just passing along the word, but you might wanna check it out. Especially all you dancers/athletes out there.
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i'm watching dr. phil
and this episode is about safety on college campuses.
Now i totally think that colleges have some responsibility for keeping their students safe. They should make campus as safe a place as possible, and no one should ever feel unsafe at their school.
THAT BEING SAID there still has to be a level of personal responsibility for your own safety. Attending an urban school in a city relatively known...
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It freaks me out whenever i see Christopher Meloni...
like Elliot wtf are you doing trying to marry Julia Roberts?
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Remember when i thought i had my life planned out?...
And that it was so clear that i should go to grad school to get my MSW and become a social worker?
Well i still think that that’s a great plan for me, and that it is what i’m supposed to do.
Except today, a job opportunity was LITERALLY thrown into my lap. Like a job job. Here in richmond, as a youth minister at a church. Like i would be in charge of the youth program. And lauren...