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almost-like: Samson - Regina Spektor

Tue, 15 May 2012 11:58:15 -0400

almost-like:

Samson - Regina Spektor

and just like that, 4 days back in nova, and i’m already back to smoking weed on my...

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:54:36 -0400

and just like that, 4 days back in nova, and i’m already back to smoking weed on my parent’s back deck…

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Tue, 15 May 2012 00:05:58 -0400

Someone needs to invent a shower bed so I can shower and lay in bed at the same time.

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:15:52 -0400

chaintooheavy: What?! SAY WHAT AGAIN!!

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:10:12 -0400

chaintooheavy:

What?!

SAY WHAT AGAIN!!

"I’m (expletive deleted) starving."

Mon, 14 May 2012 23:02:54 -0400

“I’m (expletive deleted) starving.”

- Celebrity chef Mario Batali • Discussing the diet he’s currently on — he’s eating like he’s on food stamps (an average of $1.48 per meal, or $31 per week) in protest of potential cuts to the federal food stamps program. His family was nice enough to join him in what he calls a conversation starter about being hungry in the U.S. Unlike most people on food stamps, he knows ways to make the best of a bad situation, smartly sticking to foods like lentils, apples, rice, beans, peanut butter and jelly. But the problem is, eating good on a diet like this is tough, so many do not. Think his family’s experiment will be effective? (via shortformblog)

that awkward moment when your boyfriend finds out you track the Shemar Moore tag…

Mon, 14 May 2012 22:57:23 -0400

that awkward moment when your boyfriend finds out you track the Shemar Moore tag…

i am so sick of getting dicked over by VCU.

Mon, 14 May 2012 16:24:20 -0400

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Mon, 14 May 2012 14:33:56 -0400

"Why bother going to the gym when I’m getting so much exercise rolling my eyes while keeping my face..."

Mon, 14 May 2012 03:06:07 -0400

“Why bother going to the gym when I’m getting so much exercise rolling my eyes while keeping my face straight?”

- Lauren Berlant (via derica)

ktscarelthope: forever reblog. forever relevant.

Sun, 13 May 2012 20:53:32 -0400

ktscarelthope:

forever reblog. forever relevant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Oedipal. Oedipal who?

Sun, 13 May 2012 16:05:06 -0400

benkling:

I Oedipal the chocolates I bought you, but happy Mother’s Day! Also you’re looking sexy.

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Sun, 13 May 2012 15:27:27 -0400

fro-licking: caitlynn28: <3 same

Sun, 13 May 2012 02:31:16 -0400

fro-licking:

caitlynn28:

<3

same

"In this lecture, Cotard described a patient with the pseudonym of Mademoiselle X, who denied the..."

Sun, 13 May 2012 01:58:52 -0400

“In this lecture, Cotard described a patient with the pseudonym of Mademoiselle X, who denied the existence of God, the Devil, several parts of her body, and her need to eat. Later she believed she was eternally damned and could no longer die a natural death. She later died of starvation.”

- Cotard delusion. (via dommm)

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home “Laugh until we...

Sun, 13 May 2012 01:52:49 -0400

Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home

“Laugh until we think we’ll die,
barefoot on a summer night
Never could be sweeter than with you”

Rock concert flow (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 12 May 2012 20:47:45 -0400

Rock concert flow (Taken with instagram)

ktscarelthope: Happy Birthday John. Let’s do this.

Thu, 10 May 2012 20:11:26 -0400

ktscarelthope:

Happy Birthday John. Let’s do this.

katbamkapow: emmyc: kecky: unwindingeyes: RIP Maurice. what...

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:53:20 -0400

katbamkapow:

emmyc:

kecky:

unwindingeyes:

RIP Maurice.

what a beautiful human being

OMG

yes, good.

leaping-into-the-abyss: seneca—-crane: Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed Argus Filch and the...

Thu, 10 May 2012 16:42:59 -0400

leaping-into-the-abyss:

seneca—-crane:

Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed

Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere

Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair

Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere

Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever

Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom

Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I SPENT LIKE THIRTY SECONDS ON IT

“that’s how argus filch remembers it…”